“Lovely to hear from you, and so delighted you like my songs, especially ‘Serial Cereal Eater’. I’ve hunted high and low for a photo of me with a cuddly toy but I can’t find one anywhere. Instead, I have attached one of me with a chicken on my shoulder. Don’t worry, it’s not alive, but it’s not very cuddly either, so it might be no good for your website. I do hope it is, but if not it will come in handy when you start a page for celebrities with chickens on their shoulders!

“Good luck with your venture and keep punching the air!”