We welcome the children back for another school year. No doubt you parents are breathing a sigh of relief after the long summer holidays, as you hand them over once again for us teachers to take care of. As you can imagine, we’re all delighted to be back in school rather than sipping exotic cocktails in a poolside bar in the Med.

Anyhow, make sure your children are wearing the correct school uniform otherwise we’ll send them home!

Shep Dog – Headmaster