We have just hired a deputy headteacher. His name is Leo the Lion and he is a very experienced teacher. Born in Africa, he taught in the Blackboard Jungle school before coming to the UK. He has a powerful roar, so the children always do what they’re told! He’s not actually that vicious, though: in fact, he’s very nice. If you have any enquiries or questions about our deputy head, please speak to the school office.

Kind regards,

Mr King on behalf of Shep Dog